Unique Marriage Proposal Ads

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Came across the recent Ads for marriage proposals. If I'm a bachelor still, I might have selected the final one.

SALESMAN

Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!

IT CONSULTANT

Well, there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.

POLITICIAN

I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and shortcomings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to the point)

CAR DEALER

Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.

ACCOUNTANT

Required a girl - 5'8' & 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating few expenses in my life. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.

DOCTOR

I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.

ELIGIBLE BACHELOR

@ Looking for a girl, who supports me in all my current activities (I am not an underworld arm!!).

@ Should have abundant knowledge on varied fields of Economics, Business, Movies, Tamil Kavidhaigal (Poems) and constantly give me inputs (I'm not running newspaper. It is only a blog).

@ Should not nag too much on a particular day, when I am obsessed too much with that day's post.

@ Should visit all the blogs of my mates, review the posts & comment on my behalf.

@ You will be honoured with all the positive reply comments from the fellow bloggers. (You cannot expect anything beyond that.. jewels, no way). You can leave the negative comments to me (Can't I take atleast those, for the services rendered by you??)

@ Should not ask me, as to What will I do then, if you do everything?

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Thanks to that friend of mine, who managed all these decent proposals thru his ad agency. (for letting me reveal all his ad slogans). He had a lot more. I picked up the best ad slogans. I heard that the success rate is too good thru this Ad agent.

Fortunately, my account is closed already and I had gone thru this ordeal...... I cannot open another one anymore. Managing the current account itself, is too much of pressure. ;-( ;-( ;-(

Do you want his contact details? Take it from here...

See the domain selected by this guy.. Does he imply that we get educated everyday after marriage? I agree with it...

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